I just finished making this year's batch of cranberry relish for Thanksgiving. It's one of the only dishes I always make for the holiday. The rest of the meal is whatever I feel like making that particular year. The funny thing is that when I was a kid, I didn't like cranberry relish. Every year Grandma would make a big old bowl of it for Thanksgiving dinner and I would go for the can-shaped cranberry sauce instead. My tastes have certainly evolved over time. I never liked baked macaroni and cheese (despised it, in fact) or lasagna back then either but I do now. And I love the tangy relish too, though I still have a soft spot for uber-processed jelled circular sauce.
The recipe for Grandma's Cranberry Relish is not at all a secret. It's on nearly every bag of fresh cranberries: a bag of cranberries and an orange all ground up and mixed with 1/2 cup of sugar. Her recipe is slightly different, as is mine, in that we include an apple as well. I think she liked using a Granny Smith apple. Sometimes she'd put in a lemon too. This year I had Honey Crisp apples in the fridge, so that's what I used.
The real secret to making the most amazing cranberry relish ever is in the tools. Years before Grandma passed away, she gave me one of her old Universal meat grinders. This heavy metal tool from the early 20th century is essential for getting the perfect grind. I've never made this cranberry relish with any other tool. The bag recipe says to use a food processor, but I don't think that would work as well.
Once all (both) the tools are gathered, the relish takes literally minutes to make. Rinse the cranberries and sort out any bad ones, then thoroughly wash the orange and the apple. Core and slice the apple and cut the orange into wedges. Note: do not peel the orange! Then send everything through the grinder. I like to alternate the cranberries and fruit slices, but that's not necessary. Take your time and listen to the sounds of the cranberries popping, the apples crushing, and the oranges squeaking through the screw drive of the grinder.
All too soon, you will have a full, beautiful bowl of perfectly ground fruits. This year, the orange was a particularly juicy one, so I drained off a lot of liquid. Then I added just under a half cup of white sugar. I tasted it and added a little more. And that's it! Grandma's Cranberry Relish!
I spooned the relish into two containers and put them directly into the freezer since Thanksgiving is still two weeks away. Grandma would often make gallons of the stuff when the cranberries were on sale for the holiday and fill a dozen frosting containers that she had saved throughout the years. That way, anytime she roasted a chicken or other large chunk of meat, she could pull some relish out of the freezer and make it a festive meal. I don't make a lot of cranberry relish at a time. I really like the seasonality of it. We only use one container for Thanksgiving, however, so the second container is a nice addition to a meal later on.
